Sep
26

Age: 15yrs old
Schooling Grade 8
Ambition Doctor
Running Gimmicks: Petrol… BOOM! & claiming that he is a fashion designer
Chameleon Status: Scared
Benson is a very quiet guy when you first meet him. However, after working with him in the garden for a number of weeks his personality starts to emerge. Benson is full of spontaneous actions and has a somewhat scary attraction to petrol & explosions. When Benson gets nervous he sometimes stutters, but this difficulty is slowly fading as he becomes more confident. Tim and his mum Gail have just sponsored Benson.
Sep
26

Age: 19yrs old
Schooling College (Mechanic)
Ambition Mechanic / Driver / Just like Ian
Running Gimmicks: Serious voice: “YES”
Chameleon Status: ABSOLUTELY terrified (He is looking at us with a chameleon in this picture)
Solomon is the most serious guy in all of Kenya. That is of course until you start mimicking his barrage of stony-faced “yes” responses or just generally tease him. Solomon has a knack for driving in Kenya. In his hands we feel almost safe on the Kenyan roads… And that’s saying something. As Solomon has grown up at the orphanage he has become one of Ian’s closest friends and was recently employed as a personal assistant & driver for Ian.
Sep
25
Hi everyone,
I figured this would eventually have to happen… I think it’s about time we started begging for donations!
As some of you might know we just started our first big project at the orphanage. Until last week we had just been focusing on fixing up gardens, hacking down cacti, digging massive rubbish pits e.t.c
However! As mentioned in our last post we just started work on the courtyard.
So far everything has been going great. We’ve removed all of the bricks from the floor, ripped out the old clogged drainage system and began leveling the ground. Today we just received an extra 20 tonnes of sand to use for concreting purposes.
We have high hopes for this project and would love to complete at least one major project of our own before we go back home. But… As per usual (especially so with Kenyan builders) the quote has been blown out of the sky… Yay…
We are about $1,000 AUD off having the funds to complete the courtyard and doing a good job of it. It would be great for the kids to have a clean and bright play area!
Any donations (through our donation page), no matter what size, would be greatly appreciated
Bentley
Sep
21
Hey guys,
We just started work on the courtyard renovation yesterday. So far we’ve ripped up all of the ridiculous bricks, cleared rubbish and removed an age old tree. This is something we have been completing with the help of the new volunteer Levea. So far Levea has been lots of help with all of the physical work and is helping to fund the courtyard renovation in conjunction with us
P.S. There’s new photos
Sep
18
Heya people,
I suppose I should let you guys know what our plan is for the next couple of weeks. We are currently working towards fixing some of the management problems at the orphanage. At the moment the staff are largely unorganised and we find that they aren’t actually working quite a lot of the time. Unfortunately this means that the children at the orphanage get the wrong idea about working and well… Not much happens sometimes.
Although Tim, Clay & I have pretty much no experience in managing staff (other than just being employees) with a bit of common sense we should be fine. So far we have written an action plan (not just for staff management, but to improve life at the orphanage as a whole) and a formal “management reform” to help ensure staff are working.
Don’t worry though, we are still doing lots of physical work. We planted tomatoes yesterday and this week we will finally be starting work on one of the projects! The tourist camp has been set to a lower priority at the moment due to well… Reality… But we will start transforming the courtyard. Our plan is to remove the brick flooring, plaster the walls, add drainage, concrete the whole area, add a garden and paint the walls with some colourful designs. It’s going to be a lot of work, but it should be really rewarding.
Bentley
Sep
17

Age: 21yrs old
Schooling College
Ambition Nurse
Running Gimmicks: Pretending to kill us with various gardening tools & showing off his “muscles”
Chameleon Status: Not Afraid
Dennis has been nothing but help (when he isn’t trying to kill us) since we have been here at the orphanage. He speaks very good English and is Ian’s highest academic achiever yet. He is currently studying something equivalent to an Australian TAFE course so he can get his grades up high enough to be trained and educated as a nurse. He has an awesome sense of humour and likes trying to show off to us guys. Dennis is also an extremely enthusiastic soccer player and has some real skills with the ball. Us guys have become really close to Dennis, but he has now left us to go back to school.
Sep
17
We finished the weekend in the back of a Hilux with a ginger-ale and Tim’s sweaty wife beater wrapped around my freshly shaved head… Loving this country.
Three days earlier:
“I hate this damn country”, was the thought rolling around in my head as the three of us piled into a mutatu (the most popular form of transport in Kenya) – a Toyota Hiace on a set route with a 14P capacity, but about 20P crammed in – on our way into town for lunch and to meet with Ivan the owner of the “Mission in Action” orphanage which is located just out of town.
Lunch was sub-par and I’m pretty sure the meat on the burgers was rat, goat or something not sanctioned by the FDA. After lunch Ivan met us in a nice Toyota Prado and we left for his orphanage at a somehow even crazier Kenyan/Australian speed narrowly dodging cars and trucks alike.
On arrival through the orphanages gates it was like we had travelled through the epic fabric of space and time. We were no longer in the crappy Kenya we had grown used to. Our first thoughts were of how it seemed exactly like a nice Australian orphanage. “MIA” is beautiful and has an extremely well maintained compound with a huge house, regular bright & colourful classrooms (with more on the way), proper plumbing for the children’s toilets, tourist bungalows, a restaurant, caring & dedicated staff, 45 fantastic English speaking kids and Ivan’s family by his side.
Ivan and his two daughters, Rachel & Sarah, invited us to a movie night the next weekend. We had to quickly remind ourselves that we were in Kenya the next morning, as we had to catch another mutatu back home. We left “MIA” inspired and full of ideas about how we can help to improve Ian’s orphanage.
Monday came with the cramped space and stench of yet another mutatu. We were heading into town as it was Ian’s birthday and Ivan recommended that we should go to the “Merica” the grandest hotel in town. The Merica hotel offers a fantastic buffet and beautiful swimming pool that is open to the public. Us youngsters couldn’t wait to go for a swim (after we bought our berets of course). We enjoyed a good lunch followed by a ridiculously over-the-top cake-giving parade, something that substantially cheered Ian up after he had quite a bad morning. The three of us plus Rachel & Sarah hung out by the pool until late afternoon swimming and getting to know our new friends.
PS Guess how we got home.
Sep
17

Age: 40yrs old
Work Ethic: Hulk
Running Gimmicks: We chase him around the orphanage pretending we have chameleons & tackle him to the ground
Chameleon Status: Terrified
Andrew is an extremely eccentric character. Every single word Andrew speaks is packed with emphasis and followed by a range of ridiculous hand gestures. Although it is sometimes hard to understand what he is saying because of this habit, he is great fun to be around and pull pranks on. Andrew is probably the hardest working staff member at the orphanage. Each morning he wakes up around 5:30am and starts cooking in the kitchen. “Cooking” is very different in Kenya. Most days Andrew makes a huge serving of ugali (a bread-like substance made from maize flour & water) by mixing ingredients together with a ridiculous wooden oar in a massive metal pot over a fire. Andrew used to wear women’s shoes until we recently gave him a pair of Volleys.