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Facts

  • Clay has been sunburnt the entire trip

NEW (Updated 11/9/2010)

  • It costs about 12 AUD for a personalised black forest cake. They are particularly tasty with the message “Happy Birthday Dear Mzungu Branka” on them
  • Street boys will chalk the number one on peoples backs if they have been mean to them. This encourages all of the other street boys to steal and/or beat these people
  • A lot of the street boys sniff glue to help them overcome hunger pains :/
  • Most of the menus feature images of mexican food, but a lot of Kenyan people don’t actually know what mexican food is
  • Speakers can be bigger than vehicles
  • Pork is rare
  • Kenyans SERIOUSLY love their ugali
  • The quality of EVERYTHING is horrible compared to Australia
  • Toast = Bread, Roasted Toast = Toast
  • The Swahili word for white person is “Mzungu”
  • The leading brand of matches are “Rhinos”… Ironic… Rhinos being the firefighters of the land
  • Kenyan triangle doughnuts are called Madazis and are about the tastiest things in Africa. They cost about 7c AUD
  • Most cars are the rejects from the rest of the world. Such as the Nissan Sunny and Isuzu Wizard
  • There are also, surprisingly, some really expensive cars. Such as the Audi Q7  and brand new Mercedes S63AMG
  • The Eveready battery plant is located about 3km out of Nakuru
  • Coca-Cola comes in 300mL, 500mL & 1L bottles and begins at about 40c AUD (5c AUD extra to keep the glass bottle)
  • Flowers are grown all around Nakuru
  • Pangas (Machetes), washing machines, fireworks, alcohol & registered motorbikes are sold at supermarkets. Next to the fruit & veg aisle (We don’t recommend you walk out with all of these at the same time)
  • A lot of the Kenyan people are layabouts