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Oct
29

Character: Wilfred “Willie” Omambia (Orphan)

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Age: 17yrs old
Running Gimmicks: Being found on ridiculously high buildings with no known access point (climbing)
Chameleon Status: ?

Wilfred is a massive 17-year-old boy who works part time for Ian and studies at school the rest. He lost his leg due to cancer and was sadly rejected by his family. Wilfred is an example of just how strong young people can be. He will effortlessly jump, climb and perform a number of tricks that a lot of people would never be capable of. He can even drive manual (with clutch control help from Ian).

Oct
25

Character: Clay Patrick O’Brien (Non-Orphan)

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Age: 18yrs old
Schooling Questionable
Ambition Car Salesman
Running Gimmicks: Awful puns & controversial statements that are bound to get us arrested
Chameleon Status: Heartbroken about Zim

Clay seriously needs to think before he makes deals. Since we have been in Kenya he has attempted to make a number of bets that he simply can’t live up to. Currently Clay owes Dennis at least 500 shillings and is supposed to be competing with Tim in an effort to become fitter.

Oct
19

Character: Witu (Poltergeist monkey)

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Age: ?
Schooling ?
Ambition Musician or being the second monkey ever to be launched into space
Running Gimmicks: Using guerrilla tactics on small helpless children, raising her eyebrows and eating various small animals and plants
Chameleon Status: NUM NUM!

Witu is the poltergeist monkey at the orphanage. She has the most amazing and ridiculous facial expressions (especially when Clay steals her Orangutan stuffed-toy boyfriend). Around the orphanage Witu has the run of the place leaping majestically from tree to tree causing all sorts of mischief. When we first came to the orphanage she was cautious to meet new volunteers, but after a week she became completely disinterested in getting a pat or talking to us. The children of the orphanage are quite afraid of Witu because when they aren’t looking she jumps on their back and bites them hard. Mind you, this could be because some of the children have had a history of throwing rocks at her. “She bit me too, bitch!” exclaims Branka.

Oct
19

Character: Samuel Ndungu (Orphan)

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Age: 17yrs old
Schooling Last years of high school
Ambition Businessman / rapper
Running Gimmicks: Arm wrestles, bizarre hand shakes & always trying to obtain that elusive 6 pack
Chameleon Status: Scared

Samuel comes across as one of the most civilised orphans we have ever known. With his amazingly deep voice and sharp intellect we were completely taken by surprise when he started telling us parts of his life story. Samuel actually lived as a streetboy around various parts of Kenya for 8 years before he came to this orphanage. He is very dedicated, knowledgeable, has a lot of stories to tell and speaks perfect English. We have no doubt that he will be able to achieve anything he puts his mind to.

Sep
26

Character: Benson Karingo (Orphan)

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Age: 15yrs old
Schooling Grade 8
Ambition Doctor
Running Gimmicks: Petrol… BOOM! & claiming that he is a fashion designer
Chameleon Status: Scared

Benson is a very quiet guy when you first meet him. However, after working with him in the garden for a number of weeks his personality starts to emerge. Benson is full of spontaneous actions and has a somewhat scary attraction to petrol & explosions. When Benson gets nervous he sometimes stutters, but this difficulty is slowly fading as he becomes more confident. Tim and his mum Gail have just sponsored Benson.

Sep
26

Character: Solomon Keter (Orphan/Driver/Assistant)

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Age: 19yrs old
Schooling College (Mechanic)
Ambition Mechanic / Driver / Just like Ian
Running Gimmicks: Serious voice: “YES”
Chameleon Status: ABSOLUTELY terrified (He is looking at us with a chameleon in this picture)

Solomon is the most serious guy in all of Kenya. That is of course until you start mimicking his barrage of stony-faced “yes” responses or just generally tease him. Solomon has a knack for driving in Kenya. In his hands we feel almost safe on the Kenyan roads… And that’s saying something. As Solomon has grown up at the orphanage he has become one of Ian’s closest friends and was recently employed as a personal assistant & driver for Ian.

Sep
17

Character: Dennis Oruru (Orphan)

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Age: 21yrs old
Schooling College
Ambition Nurse
Running Gimmicks: Pretending to kill us with various gardening tools & showing off his “muscles”
Chameleon Status: Not Afraid

Dennis has been nothing but help (when he isn’t trying to kill us) since we have been here at the orphanage. He speaks very good English and is Ian’s highest academic achiever yet. He is currently studying something equivalent to an Australian TAFE course so he can get his grades up high enough to be trained and educated as a nurse. He has an awesome sense of humour and likes trying to show off to us guys. Dennis is also an extremely enthusiastic soccer player and has some real skills with the ball. Us guys have become really close to Dennis, but he has now left us to go back to school.

Sep
17

Character: Andrew Nchaga (Head chef)

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Age: 40yrs old
Work Ethic: Hulk
Running Gimmicks: We chase him around the orphanage pretending we have chameleons & tackle him to the ground
Chameleon Status: Terrified

Andrew is an extremely eccentric character. Every single word Andrew speaks is packed with emphasis and followed by a range of ridiculous hand gestures. Although it is sometimes hard to understand what he is saying because of this habit, he is great fun to be around and pull pranks on. Andrew is probably the hardest working staff member at the orphanage. Each morning he wakes up around 5:30am and starts cooking in the kitchen. “Cooking” is very different in Kenya. Most days Andrew makes a huge serving of ugali (a bread-like substance made from maize flour & water) by mixing ingredients together with a ridiculous wooden oar in a massive metal pot over a fire. Andrew used to wear women’s shoes until we recently gave him a pair of Volleys.