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Age: ?
Schooling ?
Ambition Musician or being the second monkey ever to be launched into space
Running Gimmicks: Using guerrilla tactics on small helpless children, raising her eyebrows and eating various small animals and plants
Chameleon Status: NUM NUM!
Witu is the poltergeist monkey at the orphanage. She has the most amazing and ridiculous facial expressions (especially when Clay steals her Orangutan stuffed-toy boyfriend). Around the orphanage Witu has the run of the place leaping majestically from tree to tree causing all sorts of mischief. When we first came to the orphanage she was cautious to meet new volunteers, but after a week she became completely disinterested in getting a pat or talking to us. The children of the orphanage are quite afraid of Witu because when they aren’t looking she jumps on their back and bites them hard. Mind you, this could be because some of the children have had a history of throwing rocks at her. “She bit me too, bitch!” exclaims Branka.
The goddamn monkey bit me too. She was stayin on her cage the whole day not untill tim came to this home. He has been freein this animal every mornin from the rocked cage only to bit everyone around. I fear 4 the worst when she ‘l bit a hiv + and @ the same time bit me. She has also bit a kid outside the home ! I dont wonna stay where that bitch is